Friday, December 23, 2016

Why the Movie A Christmas Story is a Classic

by Joe Bunting

The Write Practice will be taking a break in the coming week to celebrate the holidays. We’ll be back with more articles about writing on January 2. Happy holidays and happy writing!

Have you ever been channel surfing this time of year, turned to that quintessential holiday movie A Christmas Story, and found yourself unable to change the channel? Why is A Christmas Story a classic? And what can writers learn from the movie?

Why the Movie A Christmas Story Is a Classic

How Jean Shepherd Wrote A Christmas Story

Like so many movies, A Christmas Story was adapted from a book, or really, just a small section of a novel: In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd. Shepherd was primarily a radio comedian who told fictionalized stories about his childhood on the radio in the 1960s.

Jean Shepherd was something of the David Sedaris of the 1960s. He wasn’t a writer, but he had a lot of friends who were writers, including Shel Silverstein, author of the The Giving Tree and many other children’s books. His friends were constantly asking Shepherd to write a book about his hilarious, nostalgic stories of his made-up childhood.

Finally, Silverstein took matters into his own hands and began recording his conversations with Shepherd. Then he transcribed them and worked with Shepherd to edit them into a book. The novel was published in 1966, was an instant New York Times bestseller, and has gone through ten printings, a massive success.

The lesson:

How A Christmas Story Became a Movie

Director Bob Clark first became interested in making A Christmas Story when he heard Jean Shepherd on the radio, telling the story about the boy’s tongue sticking to the flagpole.

The movie was released in 1983 to mild success. It had a slow opening weekend and didn’t even run through Christmas in most theaters in the U.S. Over the years, though, the movie grew in popularity, especially when TNT began airing it twenty-four hours a day in 1997 on Christmas and Christmas Eve.

Now the movie A Christmas Story is considered by many to be the best Christmas movie of all time.

But what makes it so good? Why do people seem to love it so much?

The Structure of the Christmas Story Movie

Great stories make a promise of disaster at the very beginning and pay off that promise of disaster by the end. As Ian Irvine says, “What can I promise will go wrong?”

This promise of disaster and then payoff of disaster is completely true for A Christmas Story.

The Promise of Disaster: The movie begins with Ralphie talking about what he wants for Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. “You’ll shoot your eye out,” says his mother, a warning which is repeated throughout the film by his teacher, a mean mall Santa, and some scary witches.

The Payoff: At the movie’s climax, Ralphie gets the rifle as a surprise Christmas present. The first time he shoots the gun, the bullet ricochets and hits Ralphie in the eye, knocking off his glasses, which he then steps on and crushes.

What’s interesting about A Christmas Story is how simple, even spare, the main plot is. If you cut out all the scenes of the movie that aren’t about this central plot, it would be more like a TV sitcom than a feature film.

The rest of the film is a series of funny, episodic events vaguely about Christmas that are shuffled into the main plot.

This episodic structure is rare in most films or novels, but it’s actually pretty common for holiday films. Think about Love Actually or A Griswold’s Christmas Vacation, which are both episodic, more about a series of touching or funny events rather than a plot that builds up to a climax.

This episodic structure works especially well for comedies and is one of the reasons A Christmas Story is a classic. However, it’s much less effective for other genres.

Even so, while the structure of A Christmas Story works well for comedy, it would only be a classic if the film was actually funny. And this is where the movie really shines.

The 6 Types of Humor

Cartoonist Scott Adams says there are six types of humor:

  • Naughty. Rude, indecent, raunchy.
  • Clever. Witty, sharp.
  • Cute. Kids, dogs, slapstick.
  • Bizarre. Out of place.
  • Mean. Self-explanatory, right?
  • Recognizable. “Have you ever noticed…?” every Jerry Seinfeld Joke ever.

For a story, comic strip, or stand-up routine to be successful Adams’s rule is that you have to use at least two types of humor.

What makes A Christmas Story work is that it uses every type of humor.

It’s NAUGHTY: the leg lamp, cursing, beating up the bully.

It’s CLEVER: with the witty banter provided mostly by the narrator, e.g. “Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses, had at least… 785 smelly hound dogs. And they ignored every other human being on earth but my old man.”

It’s CUTE: the best example is when Ralphie gets performance anxiety in front of the mean Santa and can’t remember what he wants for Christmas, then finally remembers and crawls back up a slide to tell Santa, giving him his winningest smile.

It’s BIZARRE: in so many areas, including the hound dogs eating the Christmas turkey, the crazy leg lamp, and eating Christmas dinner at the Chinese restaurant.

It’s MEAN: beating up the bully, ripping the skin off Flick’s tongue when it gets stuck, but especially the mean Santa scene, again. When Ralphie cutely asks for the rifle, Santa says, “You’ll poke your eye out, kid,” then kicks him with a big black boot down the slide.

It’s RECOGNIZABLE: this story is founded on nostalgia. There are bullies, triple dog dares, mom’s “irrational” fears about dangerous things, getting in trouble for cursing, dads being… dads, and so many more nostalgic moments almost anyone can relate to.

The Overwhelming Power of Nostalgia

Perhaps the main reason this film is a classic is because of the power of nostalgia.

Jeff Goins told me about this scene from the show Mad Men. Don Draper is making a pitch to Kodak, and says:

Teddy told me the most important idea in advertising is “new.” Creates an itch. You simply put your product in there as a kind of… calamine lotion. But he also talked about a deeper bond with the product: nostalgia. It’s delicate… but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, “nostalgia” literally means, “the pain from an old wound.” It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone.… It lets us travel the way a child travels. Around and around, and back home again… to a place where we know we are loved.

Like the pain of an old wound, A Christmas Story allows us to relive our experiences with bullies, the feeling of wanting something so bad like Ralphie wants his Red Ryder rifle, getting punished for cursing, the stress of parents fighting.

What makes A Christmas Story a classic is that it reminds us how it felt to be a kid, the good parts and the bad parts.

As a writer, how can you tap into that power of nostalgia? What story will you write that reminds your readers how it felt to be a kid?

Why do you think the movie A Christmas Story is a classic? Let us know in the comments.

PRACTICE

Write a story about your childhood using two of the six types of humor listed above.

Write for fifteen minutes. When your time is up, post your practice in the comments section. And if you post, please be sure to give feedback on a few stories by other writers.

Merry Christmas, happy Holidays, and happy writing!

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FEATURED: MyGolfSpy on Hank Haney & Michael Breed Show

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Yesterday, I went on the Hank Haney & Michael Breed show to talk Kirkland (vs) Titleist Pro V1.

(This happened really fast.  I got a call that yesterday Haney was discrediting our test on the radio.  I listened and confirmed that was in fact the case and I reached out to try and explain our protocols and he asked to come on the show.  While getting ready for the show I see Michael Breed tweet that he is discussing the ball test on Sirius radio.  His tweet included a phone number, so I called and they put me right through.  So, went from being asked to be on Haney's show to calling in the Breed show.  Slightly crazy mornin.)

They had a few issues with our test protocols. We trust the test protocols we have refined over the past 6 years but understand it's hard for many to believe a $15 ball could outperform the #1 Ball in Golf that cost $50.

So, they claimed:

1. All balls go the same distance
2. Player testing was not as good as robots (not true)
3. And the quality control was poor with Kirkland ball (FYI Breed is a Titleist guy, Haney a Callaway guy, we are a YOU guy)

They tried to find just about anything to discredit the test. Once again understandable. Breed went on to ask if there was any robot data to support our data and if we could publish it.

So, here is a robot test performed by GolfLabs for another ball company Vice Golf

It is a test that shows that not only do balls not go the same distance it shows yet another ball going farther than a Titleist Pro V1. And not a ball many recognize as a leader in golf ball tech either.

As we gather more testing data from independent sources we will continue to publish our findings so the consumer can ultimately make the decision on what is right for them.

Also for those questioning the QC, we remind you this ball is made in the same plant that makes Taylormade balls, Snell balls and others.

 

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5 Christmas Decorations from around the world

Festive snowmen at Dunster Christmas Decorations Shop

Festive snowmen at Dunster Christmas Shop

Christmas decorations bring simple joy and delight; if you don’t agree, BAH HUMBUG to you! Unpacking the boxes of colourful baubles, bells, angels, stars, Father Christmas, candles, tinsel, fairy lights and wreaths is a magical experience. Many objects bring back memories of childhood, family, friends and places visited. Lat year I wrote about the joy of a REAL Christmas Tree. This year I’m featuring 5 of my favourite Christmas decorations from around the world that have a special significance.

Christmas Decorations

 Caribbean Lace Decoration

Lace Christmas decorations from St John US Virgin Islands

Lace Christmas decoration

With dainty white lace threaded with lilac ribbon, this is not a traditional Christmas decoration, but one that means a lot. My brother worked on yachts for many years and often didn’t get home for Christmas. In the summer he sailed around the Mediterranean and in the winter around the Caribbean. Even though he’s not a big fan of Christmas he often brought back lovely decorations from his travels. This one, made by Heidi, was from St John in the US Virgin Islands.

Quirky Kangaroo from Australia

Kangaroo Christmas decoratios from Western Australia

Kangaroo bauble from Western Australia

Earlier this year I visited Western Australia and finally got to see kangaroos in the wild. They were feeding beside the road at dusk and we got really close to them. So when I saw this bauble in a shop in Perth I just had to get it. VERY quirky!

Mickey Mouse from Disneyland

Mickey Mouse bauble from Disneyland USA and other Christmas decorations

Mickey Mouse from Disneyland USA

I bought Mickey Mouse from Disneyland in Los Angeles in the 1980s. I was staying there with my American boyfriend and we went to Disneyland for the day as I had never been; it was brilliant. Along with Mickey Mouse I also bought Donald Duck and these have been two of my son Alex’s favourite Christmas decorations since he was little. He finally made it Disneyland Paris a few years ago and got to meet the real Mickey Mouse …

Dunster at Christmas

Dunster hand-painted Christmas Bauble

Dunster Christmas Bauble

This beautiful hand-painted bauble is of the medieval town of Dunster in Exmoor. Every year they hold Dunster by Candlelight, a magical Christmas festival of light. Hundreds of people visit to see the candle-lit procession, the market stalls, Dunster Castle, the shops and street performers. I was there this year (see Stargazing and Winter Joy in Exmoor) and bought this bauble from the very festive Christmas Shop on the main street as a special souvenir of a magical experience.

Nativity Scene from German Christmas Market

Nativity Scene from Bavarian Christmas Market Germany

Nativity Scene from Bavarian Christmas Market

This tiny Nativity Scene, inside a walnut shell, is from the Rottacher Advent, a Christmas Market on Tegerness Lake in Upper Bavaria, Germany. I bought it last weekend on my first visit to a German Christmas Market and it means a lot. Not only does it represent the true meaning of Christmas, but is a reminder of that special trip and the resilience of people in the face of tragedy. This week there was a horrific attack on the Berlin Christmas Market. 12 people died and many were injured. Yesterday the market reopened and there was a positive spirit of defiance, in spite of the grief. This is one of my favourite Christmas decorations because it reminds me of what Christmas is really all about. Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All …

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Christmas decorations from around the world

 

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Thursday, December 22, 2016

3 Powerfully Big, Bold and Beefy Benefits of Beef Protein

I like to mix up my meals once and a while with new and exciting flavors. One of the easiest ways to do this is to take a staple dish and putting a twist on it. For example, if you crave the crunch of croutons in a Caesar salad, the same crunchiness can be achieved by roasting off some chickpeas, which offer the added value of protein.

In fact, we could all benefit from adding a little more protein into our diets.

One my favorite protein-packed recipe is for Korean Beef Lettuce Cups. These quick and easy cups offer up spicy Korean flavors plus a satisfying crunch from Bibb lettuce and big benefits from beef protein. Beef is a great example of a wholesome, powerful single ingredient food that’s naturally nutrient-rich. It is one of the richest sources of complete protein and is a great source of B12, iron, and zinc.

3 big beefy benefits of beef protein #beefadvantage

The top three things I love about beef are:

3 Big Beefy Benefits of Eating More Beef in your Diet

  1. Beef is wholesome: It gives you 14 essential nutrients* with just one single ingredient. A clean-label protein source.
  2. Beef leaves you satisfied: Eating protein rich foods at mealtimes helps to curb hunger and that can help you to keep a healthy body weight.
  3. Beef has work-out benefits: It delivers the full nine essential amino acids in the amounts your body needs to build and repair muscle.

I’m all about eating minimally processed foods and getting back to eating REAL foods.

These lettuce cups are a perfect whole food option and a huge time saver because they can be made from leftover ground beef from a weeknight dinner. All that is needed are aromatics like ginger, garlic, and some other Asian flavors to kick your ground beef up a notch so you can enjoy the health benefits of a nutrient-dense, protein-packed meal.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. #BEEFADVANTAGE

Quick Weekday Recipe: Korean Beef Lettuce Cups

 

Korean Beef Lettuce Cups

It’s hard mid-week to carve out time to eat a healthy meal — but not anymore! This little ditty is a fantastic grab and go option! Enjoy! 

PS – let me know what you think – drop me a tweet at @DaiManuel using the hashtag #BeefAdvantage

  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1/2 whole pepper, diced
  • 1 lb. lean ground beef sirloin
  • 1 tsp. minced ginger root (5 ml)
  • 1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce (50 ml)
  • 1 tsp. Asian chili sauce (5 ml)
  • 1 tsp. seasame oil (5 ml)
  • 6 to 12 full leaves Bibb lettuce leaves

Toppings list:

  • shredded carrot
  • shredded cucumbe
  • fresh lime wedges
  • chopped cilantro, green onion or mint
  1. Cook garlic, diced pepper, ground beef and ginger root in a large skillet using medium heat, stirring occasionally for 8 to 10 minutes until beef is browned and completely cooked. Drain if necessary.
  2. Add soy sauce, chili sauce, and sesame oil; reduce heat to medium-low and simmer 3 to 4 minutes.

  3. Transfer to warm platter. At the table, let each diner spoon some filling into lettuce leaves. Top with a squeeze of lime juice and serve with toppings such as shredded carrot, cucumber, chopped cilantro, green onion or mint. Roll up with your hands to eat.

 

There is no “WE” in “FOOD” – just saying!

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Be sure to also check out these other yummy recipes:

how to cook a perfect over roast like a boss

Beef with baby greens and horseradish vinaigrette



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How to Cook a Perfect Oven Roast like a Boss – the #BeefAdvantage

There was a time when I felt that cooking a beef roast in the oven was a bit intimidating. I thought it was complicated like 17 step complicated. I was so wrong.

And believe it or not – cooking a beef oven roast is super easy and straightforward! I want to share the secret to cook the perfect beef oven roast every time. You just a need a meat thermometer…ten minutes to give your cut a good oven sear then you can just set it and…forget it. It is seriously that easy.

Cook once, eat twice (or more!)

What I love most about making a beef oven roast is that it can be the star of a hearty family dinner and you can utilize the leftovers to make more great meals for the week. Recipes like the Beef with Baby Greens Salad and Horseradish Vinaigrette or Grab-And-Go Tortillas are great go-tos for quick and easy meals made with oven roast leftovers from dinner.

Armed with a trusty meat thermometer and oven rack, I now feel like master of the oven again. Check out the tips below that will guide you on how to cook the perfect oven roast every time.

How to perfectly cook a Beef Oven Roast — watch the video tutorial!

And, here’s the full recipe for you…

The Easiest Beef Oven Roast You’ll Ever Make – the recipe

The Easiest Beef Oven Roast You'll Ever Make

Seriously this recipe will make everyone think you are a chef-superstar! Watch out reality TV… move over Jamie Oliver… hello us! (Just don’t share how easy it really is)

PS – let me know what you think – drop me a tweet at @DaiManuel using the hashtag #BeefAdvantage

  • 1 kg Beef Roast
  1. Season roast. Place in shallow roasting pan. Insert oven-safe meat thermometer into center of roast avoiding fat or bone.
  2. Oven-Sear by placing uncovered roast in preheated 450°F (230°C) oven for 10 minutes.

  3. **Reduce heat to 275°F (140°C); cook uncovered to desired doneness, removing from oven when 5°F (3°C) below finished temperature. (Bone-in roast can take 30 to 45 minutes less.)

  4. Cover with foil and let stand for at least 15 minutes before carving into thin slices.

Special Notes:

  1. **Not around to turn it down? Skip Step 2 and roast at a constant 275°F (140°C). This is especially good for less tender cuts and smaller roasts (less than 1 kg/2lb). Allow approximately 15% longer cook time.

Tips for the perfect roast

  1. A rack in the pan promotes even cooking.

  2. Roast without a lid for best browning.

  3. Use a thermometer to know when your Oven Roast is done the way you like it.

  4. Let roast stand at least 15 minutes after cooking to let juices settle.

  5. Carve Oven roasts in thin slices across the grain.

Average Cook Time (Hours)

Weight (kg/lb)

Medium Rare 145°F (63°C)

Medium to Well Done 160°F (71°C) or Greater

1 kg (2 lb)

1-3/4 to 2-1/4

2 to 2-1/2

1.5 kg (3 lb)

2 to 2-1/2

2-1/4 to 2-3/4

2 kg (4 lb)

2-1/4 to 2-3/4

2-1/2 to 3

2.5 kg (5.5 lb)

2-1/2 to 3

2-3 to 3-1/4

5 Quick Tips for the Perfect Roast

  1. A rack in the pan promotes even cooking.
  2. Roast without a lid for best browning.
  3. Use a thermometer to know when your Oven Roast is done the way you like it.
  4. Let roast stand at least 15 minutes after cooking to let juices settle.
  5. Carve Oven roasts in thin slices across the grain.

Be sure to also check out these other yummy recipes:

Beef with baby greens and horseradish vinaigrette



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Why You Should Write Poetry in the Midst of Tragedy

by Guest Blogger

Today’s guest post is by Ryan McRae. Ryan is the founder of The ADHD Nerd, a blog dedicated to helping people with ADHD be more productive, focused and happy. He recently wrote the book Conquering the Calendar and Getting More Done (which you can get for free here). He has spoken all over the world, including Afghanistan. He can be reached at theadhdnerd@gmail.com.

In 2012, I headed to Afghanistan to be an independent contractor for the military—I’d train soldiers on radiation safety. I’d never been in the military and what I knew about the war in Afghanistan was covered by two-minute snippets every once in a great while.

Why You Should Write Poetry in the Midst of Tragedy

So when my plane landed in Afghanistan, I was unprepared to say the least. Learning military culture, navigating a foreign land and pulling myself out of crippling homesickness was my full time job.

The transition was tough. I was assigned to jump from base to base, week to week. I carried 240 lbs of equipment on me. But when it was quiet, when I didn’t have a class to teach, the day was mine.

And I attempted to spend the most of the time writing.

Writing in the Midst of Struggle

I attempted to write fantasy or sci-fi but because I was in such a foreign land, but it was hard to drum up another world when I was already one.

I attempted to write my memoirs while in Afghanistan, but I was reliving my stressful, tattered life, and it became hard to write about how homesick I was and then actually be homesick.

I wrote a blog, but that was to keep people aware that I was doing just fine. Then I started writing haikus on my blog. You know, the ol’ 5-7-5 syllable structure.

People loved them and soon it grew into something. I could write a haiku that expressed the struggle of this war. They were simple but packed a lot of meaning:

I hold your letter
Like a young boy holds
The hand of one who loves him

The greater distance
between you and I is found
between our sunsets.

Every day a plane goes—
To find someone, to take them.
Here, there or to God.

These small pieces of poetry forced me to tightly confine the tragedy I saw all around me. They helped me process the brutal parts of war: the violence, loneliness, and isolation.

Sure, I could journal about them, but I found my writing to turn into either explaining what I saw or just listing my feelings. It didn’t make for good writing at all.

Constructing a haiku helped me reach the meaning of what I was feeling faster.

Poetry Expresses Tragedy

The Psalms rarely have a joyous tone, but instead are full of laments and regret:

Rouse yourself! Why do you sleep, O Lord?
Awake, do not cast us off forever!
Why do you hide your face?
Why do you forget our affliction and oppression?
—Ps 44:23–24

You may want to try writing a poem around the tragedies that have crashed into your heart. Journaling about them is great, but a poem, no matter how awkward it might feel to write, taps into our what our heart is feeling at the smallest and deepest level.

My mother recently passed unexpectedly while I was working in China for three months. In my journal over the following weeks I wrote:

We sit on the bench, you and I.
You tell me how much you would have loved the fountain, the spray on your face.
The sunset soon behind it, splitting it slowly, a smooth carved stone being cleaved.
I pat you on the hand, and let you sit there awhile.
I let you stay and I walk on to the bus, and soon to the plane home.
And I wonder if the others will see your graceful outline sitting down, watching the water.
I wonder if you will ask them where they are from.
And when I need you again I will summon you with the clench of my fist, the warmth of my heart,
An incantation only I can mutter.
After I tell you my secret, my longing, my missing you, I’ll leave you in another place where the air is warm
and you can watch the water again.

I returned to that work, over and over, fine tuning it, and soon it said what I needed, what my prose couldn’t express well at all.

Beginning a Poetic Journey

I hear you, reader: what if you’ve never written poetry? What if this is new territory, a brave new world?

I suggest the following:

Build similes.

They don’t have to be perfect. They can be clunky and awkward like a freshman at a senior prom (see what I did there?). Similes help your fiction and nonfiction writing as well as yourself because you are artfully articulating what something feels like, bringing something known into the unknown.

Here are some examples of how to start thinking about creating similes around tragedy:

What is it like to lose a parent?

It’s like living in a house with no floor.
It’s like having the road end before you.
It’s like a storm that never ends.

What it is like when a loved one gets cancer?

It’s like a car door slammed on your hand.
It’s like falling in an wild ocean.
It’s like a hot poker on your heart.

None of these are perfect, but the practice of thinking about what tragedy feels like and constructing a simile helps you start your own poetry.

Similes to Poetry

Once you start writing similes, let your writing flow into a poem. Have it be free form, not locked into a form (like a villanelle) just yet.

You’ll find your writing will be honed and at best, your heart will be a little lighter.

How has writing helped you through hard times? Let us know in the comments.

PRACTICE

Take fifteen minutes to begin writing poetry that captures emotion. Write three similes around the following situations that help the reader know how you (or your character) feel.

When your spouse yells the word “divorce,” it feels like:
When your kid is three hours late to her curfew, it feels like:
When you get laid off from your job and you have to tell your family, it feels like:

When you’re done, share your writing in the comments—I’d love to see what you write. And be sure to leave feedback for your fellow writers, too.

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